Pros:
He’s got mad lip gloss game
is not spooking the horse
blinged out like whoa
Isn’t snappin’ at the angel for tryin’ to change his aesthetic when he’s clearly big pimpin
Cons:
needs to fix his scruffy ass beard
I’m not well versed in clothing from this time period but it looks like he’s wearing socks with sandals???? that is major points friend
On a scale of holla to not holla we are sadly going to have to give him a not holla.

Pros:

  • He’s got mad lip gloss game
  • is not spooking the horse
  • blinged out like whoa
  • Isn’t snappin’ at the angel for tryin’ to change his aesthetic when he’s clearly big pimpin

Cons:

  • needs to fix his scruffy ass beard
  • I’m not well versed in clothing from this time period but it looks like he’s wearing socks with sandals???? that is major points friend

On a scale of holla to not holla we are sadly going to have to give him a not holla.

Pros:
that cape tho
expert horse riding skills (yoooooo)
swag hat
look at that nose bridge tho (I’d walk across that if u know what I’m sayin)
that leg
fuckin graceful hands
has soulful eyes
Cons:
he’s freakin that horse out
spends too much time crimping his horse’s hair
Conclusion: If Pringles Potato chips are the hottest and Salt and Vinegar chips are the nottest we give Napoleon Bonaparte three hollas and an ayyyyyyyyyy

Pros:

  • that cape tho
  • expert horse riding skills (yoooooo)
  • swag hat
  • look at that nose bridge tho (I’d walk across that if u know what I’m sayin)
  • that leg
  • fuckin graceful hands
  • has soulful eyes

Cons:

  • he’s freakin that horse out
  • spends too much time crimping his horse’s hair

Conclusion: If Pringles Potato chips are the hottest and Salt and Vinegar chips are the nottest we give Napoleon Bonaparte three hollas and an ayyyyyyyyyy